kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via just-a-h3artbeat-away)

kuueater:

ezekieru:

psnyomi133:

shingeki-yes-yaoi:

theyforcedmetosmile:

Vine knows what to do…

FF UCKING LOGGING OUT

It’s funny cuz I’m friends with the lovable fucks who made this.

DAMN IT, IT CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME

why is my thing a vine

what even

eat your whole dad, viners

(via jeans-left-buttock)

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

(via queersamwilson)

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via oomshi)